Post by Dean Watson on Oct 11, 2016 20:15:03 GMT 10
So I'm at Costco buying a bag of dog food.
While I'm in the check-out line, the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT?
So on impulse I told her, "No, I don't have a dog, I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in Hospital last time".
"But it's the perfect diet and I lost 20 Kilos before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices"
I told her that you load your pockets with food nuggets, and every time you feel hungry, you just eat one or two. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and that's why I am going to try it again.
I should add now that practically everyone in line was enthralled with my story.
Horrified, this lady asked if I ended up in Hospital because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her , "No, I stepped off a kerb to sniff a poodles ass and a car hit me"
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard........
While I'm in the check-out line, the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT?
So on impulse I told her, "No, I don't have a dog, I'm starting the dog food diet again. I probably shouldn't because I ended up in Hospital last time".
"But it's the perfect diet and I lost 20 Kilos before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices"
I told her that you load your pockets with food nuggets, and every time you feel hungry, you just eat one or two. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and that's why I am going to try it again.
I should add now that practically everyone in line was enthralled with my story.
Horrified, this lady asked if I ended up in Hospital because the dog food poisoned me.
I told her , "No, I stepped off a kerb to sniff a poodles ass and a car hit me"
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard........